From the October issue of
Martha's Vineyard Magazine.
"They live among us. They sort our mail. They butcher our meat. They
deliver our propane. They date our daughters. They scarf chowder like
ordinary Vineyarders. But citizens, beware: They are New York Yankees
fans, embedded right here in Red Sox Nation. Never mind the aliens who
infiltrate the Island in summer, sporting those dark navy baseball
caps with the white logos. We’re talking Yankees fans who are year-
round Vineyarders of long standing. They are countless in number. They
have no shame. You got a problem wit dat?"
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