Thursday, September 10, 2009

Mooning the Moon . . . on a Bicycle

A Darwin Award candidate.

From The Martha's Vineyard Times: Full moon over Ocean Park lit nude thief's way
"Under the brilliant moon, Officer Oteri ran after the cycling suspect. 'I continued running down Samoset Avenue where I observed a male who appeared to be naked riding a bike.'
The officer caught up with the cyclist and identified himself as a police officer and ordered the naked man to the ground.
Mr. Robinson dropped the bike and faced the officer. The officer again ordered him down. The man said, 'Why, I didn't do anything, what the [expletive] is your problem?'
Officer Oteri drew his pepper spray and told the man he would use it if the culprit did not comply. He did.
'Mr. Robinson was attempting to wear a dark colored T-shirt as if they were shorts," the officer wrote in his report. 'Robinson had stepped through the arm and neck hole of the shirt with his legs, and nothing else.'"

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