Makin' Bacon

Grand Challenges in Global Health, funded by The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, has announced a new grant to develop the next generation condom.

"We are looking for a Next Generation Condom that significantly preserves or enhances pleasure, in order to improve uptake and regular use. Additional concepts that might increase uptake include attributes that increase ease-of-use for male and female condoms, for example better packaging or designs that are easier to properly apply."

Do we have a winner?

J&D's Foods has announced Bacon Condoms:

"J&D's Bacon Condoms are proudly Made in America of the highest quality latex. Every Bacon Condom has been rigorously tested to help ensure reliability and the utmost safety when you're makin' bacon. As an added bonus, J&D's baconlube ultra-premium, water-based meat flavored personal lubricant has been generously applied inside and out for an even more hot pork experience."