Sunday, March 28, 2010

Girly Men

Testosterone's in the news again, this time in a WSJ article about how women in developed countries with good careers and health care prefer men with feminine features. 
"After crunching the data—including the women's facial preferences, their country of origin and that country's national health index—the Face Lab researchers proved something remarkable. They could predict how masculine a woman likes her men based on her nation's World Health Organization statistics for mortality rates, life expectancy and the impact of communicable disease. In countries where poor health is particularly a threat to survival, women leaned toward "manlier" men. That is, they preferred their males to have shorter, broader faces and stronger eyebrows, cheekbones and jaw lines. The researchers went on to publish the study in this month's issue of the scientific journal Proceedings of the Royal Society: Biological Sciences.
"As the social environment shifts, so may women's mate preferences. While Stone Age forces once wired women to associate strong cues of masculinity with their children's chance of survival, times are changing. The promise of improved health care in America could be one example of a shift."
I knew it.  ObamaCare is a sinister plot to wussify American men.  Quick, where's my Kiehl's Facial Fuel Eye De-Puffer cream?

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